8th Grade Quote

 Today 8th graders had to do impromptu speeches.  Rules are simple: Draw a topic from a hat, then you have 2 min. to write about it.  Once your two min. is up you have to make a speech in speech structure.  Minimum time has to be 30 seconds, maximum time is 2 minutes.

 An 8th grade boy drew the topic "Things I'm Scared Of". 

  His speech LITERALLY went like this:

  "Today I'll be talking to you about things I'm scared of. First, I'm afraid of snakes, 'cause if they bite you, you'd have to go to the hospital. Second, I'm afraid of STD's because... they're scary. The third thing I'm afraid of is nothing, because I'm awesome.
      So today, I talked to you about what I'm scared of; snakes, STD's, and nothing.  Thank you."