8th Grade Extemp. Speech

 An 8th grade boy draws the topic "Should cell phones be banned from school?" He started off good but then slowly got off topic:

"The cons of cell phones is like.... say your girlfriend is in the car with you and you're driving.  Then you're not paying attention and then you hit something and then you die.  Then she'll have to go to your funeral and it's really sad.  Then she meets someone new and starts dating them and you're up in heaven looking down and you're like, "OH MY GOD!"